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The January Receipts Are In: $210K, Zero Red Days, and One Very Sick Catboy

Kalshi traders post scorecards on the 1st. January's were disgusting.

February 1st hit and the receipts dropped. @catboyautist: $210K. @PredMTrader: $67K. @0xTyrael: $68K. All Kalshi. All green.

catboyautist's perfect January calendar

Catboy’s calendar is the sick one. Literally. 31 days, zero red, 11-hour grinds while sick for three weeks straight. “$210K profit this month are words I never thought I’d have the privilege of saying in my life.”

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PredMTrader's January calendar

@PredMTrader? $67K with only 3 red days. “Our best month ever.” @0xTyrael? $68K. “Grinding 7 days a week.”

Tyrael's winning position and Kalshi leaderboard

Someone funded those green squares. Kalshi’s leaderboard tells the story: AmorFati at +$1.15M up top. No receipts post. No calendar flex. The real money doesn’t tweet. (Or does he? Who is he?)

The rest of us? Just watching. Meanwhile, my BTC bags are down 10% this month.